May 2012
54 posts
You little shit!
blame-the-turtle:
So my cat returned home. That motherfucking fat bitch lard. How I shall punish him. Or not. He’s too cute. Anyways, I will force him into a bath because he smells like a wild hyena and dirt.
My first reaction to when I found that little shit outside:
When I realized he actually ran away from home and it was sinking in:
exactly how i feel about my dog right now
warpaintdreams:
Dave Mathews Band - Two step...
greenmachine019:
JUST PRESS PLAY.
Anybody...
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no sleep for me tonight
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s...”
– Frank Sinatra (via absolute-beginner)
WHEN MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT...
howdoiputthisgently:
When I know I have to be in a bikini in less than...
whatshouldwecallme:
hahaha so true
When you find that special someone, you feel as if...
Certainly Hypothetical.
We always put ourselves in hypothetical situations. Situations, we haven’t encountered yet. Supposedly knowing ourselves, our mindsets, our souls, we assume how we’re going to behave. We start playing scenarios in our heads, certain of their validity, as certain as we are of our own names.
Little do we know that some of these hypothetical situations become real. Very viable and probable, I must...
